tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-95400062024-03-07T16:35:39.923-08:00Seriously, WTF!<a href="http://www.nerdevout.com/pictures/wtf.jpg">Incoherent Ramblings from the Anonymous</a>Unknownnoreply@blogger.comBlogger30125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9540006.post-1141840517783891492006-03-08T09:53:00.000-08:002006-03-08T09:56:13.620-08:00And for the ladies<a href="http://www.starma.com/penis/muffy/muffy.html">More euphemisms...</a>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9540006.post-1141310160555617502006-03-02T06:31:00.000-08:002006-03-02T06:36:00.570-08:00Woody's World of Penis Euphemisms!This site features too many notable euphemisms to only display a few here. Check out the site for the full effect. It is work safe.<br /><br /><a href="http://www.starma.com/penis/penis.html" target="_blank">Woody's World of Penis Euphemisms!</a>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9540006.post-1136836818630001212006-01-09T11:57:00.000-08:002006-01-09T12:00:18.643-08:00Epic - WTF?In the year 2014, The New York Times has gone offline. The Fourth Estate's fortunes have waned. What happened to the news, and what is Epic?<br /><br /><a href="http://www.idorosen.com/mirrors/robinsloan.com/epic/ols-master.html" target="_blank">Click to View</a>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9540006.post-1109801150356769312005-03-02T14:04:00.000-08:002005-03-02T14:10:27.363-08:00Finally, a great smelling shampoo that also kills cockroachesBJP makes a pitch for cow dung products: <br />[India News]: New Delhi, Feb.26 : Guess what the BJP is doing in its lean days? Selling cow-based shampoos, oils and detergents. These now vie for space with pictures of the party's former poster boys A B Vajpayee and L K Advani at the stall at the party headquarters on 11 Ashoka Road. The stall, which usually sells photographs of party stalwarts besides books and pamphlets, has begun stocking shampoos, oils and detergents, all made from cow products like milk, butter, cowdung and cow urine. These are all from the Kanpur Goshala and have been an instant hit. Detergents and soaps have already gone out of stock, just a week after sales opened. <br /><br />The range includes 'go-mootra'-based phenyl (Rs 20) that claims to kill mosquitoes, cockroaches and other pests; there is Mukta, a cowdung-based dish-cleaner for Rs 10; a panchgavya sandal soap for Rs 12; a Goratna aftershave for Rs 20, made from five cow products (urine, dung, milk, butter and ghee); Nikhar face-cream for Rs 25; and Shubhra Neel (indigo) for Rs 10. The detergent was not available and only a couple of packets of the ash-coloured vessel cleaner were left. <br /><br />The brain behind the promotion of these products is Prakriti Bharati - an NGO supported by the RSS. "We are selling them here as we already have a counter and the public has easy access. It's definitely not part of any party strategy to promote cow products," said party secretary Shyam Jaju. <br /><br />Media officer Sidharth Singh is more forthcoming. "The party has always been a strong believer in swadeshi. And if our workers are promoting the village industry and cow products from a goshala, why not?" he asks. <br /><br />Prakriti Bharati's spokesman in Delhi is Virendra Singh Chehal, secretary to party spokesman Mukhtar Abbas Naqvi. "Bharati has nothing to do with BJP or RSS. We would love to sell our goods at the AICC office if they let us," he says. "What has the cow's economic and scientific value got to do with parties?" <br /><br />Naqvi adds it's a "good thing if swadeshi is promoted. Sister organisations are involved and some party workers are also in it. So, it has been allowed." (ANI)<br /><br />Typical Uses for Cowdung<br />1. Fuel - cow dung patties (gootte) for cooking<br />2. Fertilizer - composting makes it even more powerful<br />3. Heat source - cow dung is naturally hot -compost makes hotter put in glass house to heat glass house or run pipes thru it to get hot water.<br />3. Purifier - natural antiseptic qualities<br />4. Floor coating - used mixed with mud and water on floors in mud houses. Improves water absorption of mud. Prevents muddy puddles resulting from spilt water.<br />5. Mud brick additive - improves resistance to disintegration<br />6. Skin tonic - mixed with crushed neem leaves smeared on skin - good for boils and heat rash (SP used it for heat rash in Mayapur.)<br />7. Smoke producer - smoldering cow patties keep away mosquitoes. Can also make smoked paneer over such smoke. Tastes great in pasta!<br />8. Pot cleaner - used dry absorbs oil and fat wet as a general cleaner<br />9. Brass polisher - tamarind removes oxidation - wet ashes polishes<br />10. Fertilizer - alkaline - cow dung ash is basically lime with a few other mineral mixed in<br />11. Mud additive - dries up slippery mud puddles<br />12. Mud brick additive - mud and lime (cow dung ashes) becomes like cement<br />13. Pond PH balancer - thrown into pond neutralizes acid.<br />14. Tooth polish -<br />15. Sun-dried organic recreational-aerodynamic-device -cow patty Frisbees ;)<br />16. Fan for fire - large cow patties can be used as make shift fans.<br />17. Deity worship - ingredient in panca gavya<br />18. Hair gel - keeps a long lasting hold on thin, medium, and thick hair<br />19. Creme filling for Goetze Caramel CremesUnknownnoreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9540006.post-1109219739645431482005-02-23T20:30:00.000-08:002005-02-24T12:52:29.833-08:00I Have Come to a Crossroad in My JourneyI believe it is now time for us to reveal what this site is actually about; I, Reynold Thurman, am newly inducted Raelian. Here is the rock of my belief system.<br /><br />On the 13th of December 1973, French journalist Rael was contacted by a <a href="http://www.stampede-entertainment.com/monstermakers/wallpaper/wp-martian-6-m.jpg" target="_new">visitor from another planet</a>, and asked to establish an Embassy to welcome these people back to Earth.<br /><br />The <a href="http://www.stampede-entertainment.com/monstermakers/wallpaper/wp-martian-6-m.jpg" target="_new">extra-terrestrial</a> was about four feet in height, had long dark hair, almond shaped eyes, olive skin and exuded harmony and humour. He told Rael that:<br /><br />"we were the ones who made all life on earth" <br />"you mistook us for gods" <br />"we were at the origin of your main religions" <br />"Now that you are mature enough to understand this, <br />we would like to enter official contact through an embassy" <br /><br /><strong>THE MESSAGES </strong><br />The messages dictated to Rael explain how life on Earth is not the result of random evolution, nor the work of a <a href="http://digitaldreams.bbay.com/smv_very_enhanced.jpg" target="_new">supernatural 'God'</a>. It is a deliberate creation, using DNA,by a scientifically advanced people who made <a href="http://www.williammckeen.com/SIX%20FABULOUS%20HUMAN%20BEINGS.jpg" target="_new">human beings</a> literally "in their image" what one can call <a href="http://www.doesgodexist.org/JulAug03/0016.gif" target="_new">"scientific creationism"</a>. References to these <a href="http://tingilinde.typepad.com/starstuff/images/DrBunsenHoneydew.jpg">scientists</a> and their work, as well as to their symbol of <a href="http://www.csi-auto.nl/carshopping/0726/infiniti_g35_coupe1.jpg">infinity</a> can be found in the ancient texts of many cultures. For example, in <a href="http://www.dprp.net/news/2004/2004_05_06/genesis.jpg">Genesis</a>, the biblical account of creation, the word "Elohim" has been mistranslated as "God" in the singular, but it is a plural, which means "those who came from the <a href="http://www.presentationpanic.co.uk/Blue%20sky%20thinking.jpg">sky</a>".<br /><br />Leaving our humanity to progress by itself, the Elohim nevertheless maintained contact with us via prophets including Buddha, <a href="http://www.york.ac.uk/depts/maths/histstat/people/moses.gif">Moses</a>, Jesus, Mohammed and <a href="http://images-eu.amazon.com/images/P/B0000TXEV8.03.LZZZZZZZ.jpg" target="_new">Seal</a> all specially chosen and educated by them. The role of the <a href="http://www.ptc.edu/News/images/News_Images/Billy%20Scott%20and%20the%20Prophets.gif">prophets</a> was to progressively educate humanity through the messages they taught, each time adapted to the culture and level of understanding at the time. They were also to leave traces of the Elohim so that we would be able to recognise them as our creators and fellow human beings when we had advanced enough scientifically to understand them.<br /><br /><strong>THE EMBASSY </strong><br />Now that Man has put his foot on the moon, and our scientists are creating life through the synthesis of <a href="http://www.dnafinland.fi/gfx/stripe_liittymat2.jpg">DNA</a>, we are finally capable of understanding our <a href="http://www2.fpm.wisc.edu/bbp/images/creators.jpg">creators</a> rationally instead of mystifying and dumbly adoring them. For this reason the <A href="http://www.100megsfree4.com/farshores/tw02.gif">Elohim</a> have contacted Rael. They have asked him to make their final message known throughout the world and to establish an embassy for them where they will officially meet with us and our world governments. <br /><br /><strong>WHY DO THEY NEED AN EMBASSY? </strong><br />They are not <a href="http://www.tomheroes.com/images/ti-inva.gif" target="_new">invaders</a>. They have shown their desire to come but they respect our choice to say no. It is up to us to invite them - and our invitation is the embassy. It's the least we can do.<br /><br />Without the neutrality of an embassy, free air space and an official welcome, an unannounced and undesired landing would have enormous political, economic and social repercussions with disastrous consequences world-wide. Nor do they wish to endorse any government, religion or ideology other than that of the Raelian Philosophy, by contacting any other institution first. Thus they will only come when we build their embassy, such is their love and respect for us.<br /><br />Following the <a href="http://us.movies1.yimg.com/movies.yahoo.com/images/hv/photo/movie_pix/universal_pictures/e_t__the_extra_terrestrial/et6.jpg" target="_new">extra-terrestrial's</a> instructions, Rael established the Raelian Movement, an international organization to bring together anyone who wishes to help.<br /><br />It is an atheist, non-profit, spiritual organisation; "atheist" because it demystifies the old concept of god, "spiritual" because it links us with our creators and infinity, and "non-profit" because no member gets paid any salary, not even Rael himself.<br /><br />It is a completely open organization designed not to convince people, but to allow those who wish to help, to join or leave anytime.<br /><br /><a href="http://www.abc.net.au/reslib/200402/r15303_37576.jpg" target="_new">AIMSIts</a> aims are:<br /><br />- To inform without convincing.<br />- To establish the embassy.<br />- To catalyse a society adapted to the future.<br /><br />In the message which they dictated to Rael, which he has now published as a series of books, they kindly bring us a new vision of the universe, which provides us with the keys to awakening our own potential and a series of values to revolutionise society.<br /><br />We are born into this world so full of blaring contradictions and injustices that we don't even notice them, we have got used to walking with our eyes half shut, ready to cut out suffering and pain brought about by the prejudice, greed and ignorance so inherent in the fear ridden old world. But now a new dawn is rising, we can open our eyes to the reality around us and take action to challenge the corruption and despair with hope and purity, backed by the power of science. Bio and nano-technology can bring food and health to everyone, it can remove the need for human labor and therefore break our slavery towards a monetary system and its lords, no one need belong to another or waste their lives away doing work they don't like. The accent can go on fulfilment and pleasure instead of on duty and survival. But this takes vigilance to see through the illusions of conformity and disillusions of normality, consciousness to act according to the bigger picture, and courage to challenge the old habits passed down unquestioned for generations, so as to bit by bit, paint a new <a href="http://www.anniesroom.bizland.com/SUPPLIES%20&%20HABBY/CRAFT%20ITEMS/Multi%20Coloured%20Wooden%20Beads.jpg" target="_new">multi-coloured tapestry</a> of <a href="http://www.epa.net/launch/epafls/download/filmfest_online_program_photos/3_Model%20for%20Humanity.jpg" target="_new">humanity</a>, giving people freedom and choice to be themselves and fulfil themselves just for the pure pleasure of being.<br /><br />This new philosophy, where spirituality and science meet, is taught at international seminars on every continent and is the final ingredient necessary to ignite a personal and global revolution of individuality, freedom, love and respect. It is already sweeping the globe and allowing humanity to transform war into peace, labour into leisure, poverty into fulfilment and money into love. The Raelian revolution is made up of people from all walks of life, from all sexual orientations, from all races, all ages, everyone different and fiercely non conformist, turning everything they touch into fun and pleasure.<br /><br />Check your old religious writings, check out the latest scientific discoveries, check out the <a href="http://www.forteantimes.com/articles/110/betoday.jpg" target="_new">UFOlogical evidence</a> and our bibliography and you will find that they are all increasingly supporting the Raelian Message.<br /><br />And most important of all, read the book "The Message Given by Extra-Terrestrials" which will revolutionize your thinking, transform your life and which is already changing the world. You can download this book as well as all other books written by Rael for free by clicking here.Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9540006.post-1108527539896373362005-02-15T20:10:00.000-08:002005-02-15T20:18:59.900-08:00Chet Johnson's Grand-PappyChet was kind enough to share with us two rare photos of his Grand-Pappy, Jesse Lee "Doc" Tally, and the angelic Miss Kitty Flowers. Doc played ball from 1914-1950; creator of the famous House of David "Pepper Game"; left-hand slugger, and ace right-hand knuckle ball pitcher. George Anderson said he was the best all around ball player on the club. The lovely Miss Kitty was no slouch on the field either you get my drift. Who is George Anderson?<br /><br /><img src="http://www.maryscityofdavid.org/assets/images/Tally.JPG" width="400"/><br /><br /><img src="http://www.maryscityofdavid.org/assets/images/maryflowers.JPG" width="400"/><br /><br />Finally, here's a group shot of the team discussing the pulchritudinous Miss Kitty Flowers.<br /><br /><img src="http://www.maryscityofdavid.org/assets/images/Players.JPG" width="400"/>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9540006.post-1108012065241602122005-02-09T21:06:00.000-08:002005-02-09T21:10:08.810-08:00This Month's Interview - Chet JohnsonThis month's inside look at SeriouslyWTF author is on <a href="http://www.maryscityofdavid.org/assets/images/Chet_the_Jet_large.jpg" target="_new">Chet "The Jet" Johnson</a>.
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<br />Chet is a Capricorn, and avid softball enthusiast, and a eunuch. He's just over 50, medium height (5'8"), a solid 150-160 pounds, straight-but-not-narrow, open minded, and not usually shockable. His modus operandi is, so long as what one does hurts no one else it's probably OK - maybe not something that he would particularly want to do, but so?
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<br />One of his strong personal interests is in the complete removal of the male genitals, and the after-effects physically, emotionally, and socially. He's not into any particular "scene" nor is his interest fetishistic. Let's just say that sucking on a few cold ones after the game takes on a new meaning with Chet and the "boys." That's right, in addition to dedicating time to his love of model planes, Chet is into necrophilism. Dead and cold... ummm.
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<br />As to sexual orientation, he does not really care who one loves as long as one finds the time and space for it. There is too little love in this world for him to worry about the petty details... His teammates are gay (including his M.D.), lesbian (including his shrink), transgender, transsexual, pansexual (anything that moves...), asexual, over-sexed, under-sexed, and just plain weird. In fact he wouldn't swear that they are all from this planet... Many are even (Gasp!) Hetro.
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<br />Chet has no problems dealing with or discussing other lifestyles. Chet's motto, "Just relax and don't worry about it."
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<br /><img src="http://img80.exs.cx/img80/8434/11027353089496dz.jpg" width="400"/>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9540006.post-1106097349551413272005-01-18T17:13:00.000-08:002005-01-18T17:15:49.553-08:00A Quality Belt BuckleThis is pretty much my favorite belt buckle. I am going to order one today. Get your's <a href="http://www.beltbuckleshop.com" target="_new">here</a>.
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<br /><img src="http://www.beltbuckleshop.com/Merchant2/graphics/00000001/sycc.jpg"/>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9540006.post-1105292381962032482005-01-09T09:32:00.000-08:002005-01-09T09:50:58.246-08:00World Beard and Moustache ChampionshipsHeld in Carson City, Nevada, USA, 2003, the <a href="http://www.worldbeardchampionships.com/" target="_new">World Beard and Moustache Championships</a> will be the do-not-miss event of 2005 in Berlin, Germany.
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<br />"To be honest with you, I think they should just eliminate the Olympics all together and replace it with the WBMC."
<br />-- Grant Parpan, Staff Writer, the Signal, Santa Clarita, California, November 4, 2003.
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<br />The next World Beard and Moustache Championships will take place at the Tegeler Seeterrassen in Berlin, Germany on October 1, 2005. Host for this event is the Berlin Beard Club, whose member Karl-Heinz Hille hopes to defend the overall world championship title he earned at the last championships, held on November 1, 2003 in Carson City, Nevada.
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<br />The <a href="http://www.worldbeardchampionships.com/Gallery/gallery.html" target="_new">contestants</a> are judged on the following <a href="http://www.worldbeardchampionships.com/Categories/categories.htm" target="_new">beard and moustache categories</a>.
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<br />Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9540006.post-1105204314599268662005-01-08T09:10:00.000-08:002005-01-08T09:11:54.600-08:00Crispy Freestyle Part 1 - Andy Milonakis<embed name="wmp" pluginspage="http://www.microsoft.com/Windows/Downloads/Contents/Products/MediaPlayer/" src="http://www.angrynakedpat.com/andymilonakis.com/crispy.wmv" width="360" height="300" type="video/x-ms-asf-plugin" displaybackcolor="black" autostart="0" autosize="0" showstatusbar="0" showpositioncontrols="0" showtracker="0" showdisplay="0" enablecontextmenu="0" showcontrols="1"></embed>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9540006.post-1105160134377357372005-01-07T20:53:00.000-08:002005-01-07T20:55:34.376-08:00The Current Barcode Time<iframe src="http://www.barcodeart.com/art/clock/launch_small.html" height="200" frameborder="0"></iframe>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9540006.post-1105159832725153942005-01-07T20:49:00.000-08:002005-01-07T20:50:58.740-08:00WTF?<iframe src="http://www.nobodyhere.com/gfx/toren.swf" width="400" height="400"></iframe>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9540006.post-1105159552580685142005-01-07T20:37:00.000-08:002005-02-03T21:14:56.453-08:00Miss Wales Finalists 2004<img src="http://www.rantsinyourpants.com/gizz/images/dont_link_wales_image002.jpg"/>
<br />Morwen (21) is a typical South Wales Valley’s beauty. Incredibly intelligent, she has a City and Guilds in Laundry studies from Pontypridd Polytechnic. Home is in Penrhys with her Mam and Dad (who also happens to be her Grandad, what a close family!) She says her best feature is her slightly damp, hairy top lip which “drives men wild!” Morwen’s favourite position is 69 “I like a man who takes his time down there” she says.
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<br />Cerys (23 and from Swansea) is a fox and she knows it. She loves to dance dirty with men on the dance floor at ‘Cinderella’s’ and whip them into a frenzy of sexual desire. “I know I am a bit of a tease but take a look at me, you know I have the pick of the best!” She says that what drives her wild is men kissing her armpits and playing with her big hair.
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<br />Gwyneth (25) is always popular with both the guys and girls of Aberporth, she is a resident of Jones Street living in a 2-bed maisonette with both her parents and her Mam’s parents. With her natural good looks Gwyneth pulls every time. “I have never been left until the end of the evening” she says. Gwyneth is an accomplished typist, having six fingers on each hand. She says it helps her in bed “ I love to fondle a mans bits while I kiss him deep and long and slow.”
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<br />Rhian (19) is a gorgeous brunette and hails from Barry. Daughter of a local chip shop owner, Rhian admits to having a soft spot for a bit of sausage – in batter, “I loves it and so do the men… When I’m serving in the shop I love to show off my ass. I think it’s my best feature, so I always wear a G string and tight lycra leggings to work. Sometimes if I am feeling really cheeky I like to let a little bit of my underwear show when I bend over!”
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<br />Katrin (18) always likes to look her best as a modelling job means that she has to be ready for that big break and the chance move away from her home in The Gurnos, Merthyr. “I do like to pamper myself and think nothing of spending £70 on my hair. Men notice too and they love to run their fingers through it when I snog them.” “I was offered a part in Beverly Hills 90210 but turned it down as I did not just want to be known for my good looks.”
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<br />Sara (24) loves to sing loves songs at karaoke. “I will pick the best looking guy in the room and sing to him. I don’t care if he has a girlfriend, he will be leaving with me!” Sara is a sexual predator from Neath and will eat you up. “I can satisfy any man in bed but prefer it up against a car or somewhere with a hint of danger.” “My best feature is my face cos when you look like me you know I don’t need makeup to be beautiful.”
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<br />Catherine-Zeta (25) is Trebanog beauty and always gets confused with her more famous name sake. “Men always ask me for my autograph.” she says, “It is not just my face but my body too.” “People can’t believe I come from Trebanog – “I thought they were all ugly in-breeds up there but you are gorgeous.” They say to me. It makes me laugh knowing they all want to get into my pants!”
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<br />Cerys (21) lives in Newport and feels it holds her back “ I don’t like to tell a guy where I live in case it ruins my chances so I normally say I just live in Gwent.”
<br />With only 7 kids Donna is a real catch and she knows it. “I love to get all my kids involved when I bring a man back home (which is most weekends). My youngest can even get the lid off the KY now but I let the oldest push it in”
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<br />Unknownnoreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9540006.post-1104814442264270842005-01-03T20:41:00.000-08:002005-01-03T20:54:02.263-08:00Monobrows UniteThere really is not too much to say about this site, it speaks for itself. <a href="http://www.monobrow.com/" target="_new">Monobrow.com</a> is an internet support site for victims of the monobrow.<br/>
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<br />One monobrow casualty who is actually turning a negative into a positive is <a href="http://zmax.org/supergreg/sgdotcom/" target="_new">Super Greg</a>. Feel free to visit his site, send him an email, or give him on the horn. You may also play the <a href="http://www.talonse.com/supergreg.swf" target="_new">Super Greg Game</a>. Super Greg is worth a visit.Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9540006.post-1104712136773046522005-01-02T16:23:00.000-08:002005-01-02T16:28:56.773-08:00The Chest Bump: Barbaric Ritual or Fashionable Display of Affection?My favorite form of appreciation, the <a href="http://www.say-it-in-english.com/EverydayEnglish/BodyParts/MyTorso.jpg" target="_new">chest</a> bump, is often overlooked as a viable option to show confidence, trust, sophistication and mood.
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<br />While once frowned upon, this masculine display of compassion which originated in the USA, is now becoming more and more welcomed by persons of many cultures, catching up to the more traditional <a href="http://www.servicequality.net/images/handshake.jpg" target="_new">hand-shake</a>.
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<br />Yet why must we limit it to such areanas as athletic fields, and gynmasiums? Let's embrace this greeting within our homes, our offices, and our communities.
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<br />Perhaps one day in my lifetime, the international sign of peace will bring two nations together with a full-hearted chest bump.
<br />Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9540006.post-1104346236175891982004-12-29T10:44:00.000-08:002004-12-29T10:50:36.176-08:00The IROC-ZThe IROC-Z is the label given to the top-of the line 3rd generation Camaros, the IROC-Z ran from 1985-1990. The IROC offered strong acceleration (6.2 0-60 for 5.7 liter versions and a mid-14 second 1/4 mile), capable braking, and INCREDIBLE handling. IROCS have been known to put .92 G's down on the skid-pad. With a MacPhereson's strut suspension, they out-handle most "sporty" cars now, and still rank number four on Car and Driver's best handling car list.
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<br />IROC is also a useful acronym for "Italian Retard Out Crusin'." These are typically the vocational-school bound individuals driving the beloved, and timeless IROC-Z, as seen here. <img src="http://www.thefox.com/timages/page/mullet-hulkster.jpg"/>
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<br /><img src="http://www.iroc-zpostforum.com/psalm.jpg"/>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9540006.post-1104344293103995702004-12-29T10:12:00.000-08:002004-12-29T10:18:13.103-08:00Where are my Zubaz?In 1991, Dan Stock and Bob Truax decided to create a functional pair of shorts. The two owned a weightlifting gym and wanted to develop a pair of shorts that could expand and stretch to accommodate the bulging muscles of the bodybuilders. They called the shorts <a href="http://www.zubazpants.com/" target="_new">Zubaz</a> and they caught on and Stock and Truax quickly found themselves in a need to mass produce them. They received orders from J. C. Penney and the National Football League and turned to the Minnesota Corrections Institute to have female inmates stitch them together.
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<br />Zuba is a word that had come to mean "in your face" and the people who bought them seemed not to care that the short were brightly colored and very flashy. So many people bought the shorts that Stock and Truax eventually had to open new plants to keep up with demand as they broadened their product line to include caps, shirts, diapers and long pants and sold $100 million in 1991.
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<br />Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9540006.post-1103603004818627132004-12-20T20:21:00.000-08:002004-12-20T20:23:24.820-08:00Placenta RecipesPerfect for the upcoming holiday season.
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<br />Placenta Roast:
<br />All "food" should be properly cleaned prior to cooking, and all "food" should be properly cooked prior to eating.
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<br />This is a good recipe for placenta, which should NOT go to waste:
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<br />INGREDIENTS:
<br />1 to 3 lb. placenta no more than 3 days old
<br />1 large onion
<br />1 large green or red pepper (green will add color to the presentation)
<br />1 cup tomato sauce
<br />1 sleeve of saltine crackers
<br />1 tsp crab or shrimp seasoning
<br />1 tsp black pepper
<br />1 tsp white pepper
<br />1 clove garlic (roasted and minced)
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<br />Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9540006.post-1103213040091010212004-12-16T07:56:00.000-08:002004-12-16T08:04:00.093-08:00Since the war, Japan has it all figured outFor lonely Japanese men and women of all ages, comfort and security of a loving body is always near. The difference between men and women, women cozy up to a strong arm, nuzzled in their companion's chest, whereas the men in Japanese culture, cleary are looking for something different.
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<br />Read about the <a href="http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/6141895/">Boyfriend's Arm</a> pillow.
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<br />Or the <a href="http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/6717610/">Girlfriend's Lap</a> pillow.
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<br />Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9540006.post-1103084317074499842004-12-14T20:15:00.000-08:002004-12-14T20:18:37.073-08:00The Little UrinalWhat is the deal with the small urinal? What is the logic behind it? Is it completely political, because I do not see what purpose it serves.
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<br />I cannot picture the user intended for this engineering mistake. Certainly the person in a wheel-chair cannot urinate in the little urinal. He will use the wheel-chair accessible toilet facility, with built-in wall handles allowing for support. The Americans with Disabilities Act (ADA) offers a guideline for architects to follow when designing buildings. Most employers follow these standards, and mine is one of them. Good for them!
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<br />If people in wheel-chairs cannot use the little urinal, and since this is an employer, assuming it is employing people of a working age (i.e. sixteen years or older), then we can assume the resources spent to build the little urinal surely are not intended for school-age children. So, this leaves us with little people as the intended, target market. Are little people, such as dwarves or midgets, the intended audience? Wouldn't they be irritated to know their employer built a special little urinal just for their little-people needs? I would be seriously pissed, if I were a little person. Isn't it bad enough with the annual mockery of little people during the Christmas season, dressed up in tights and pointy-toed shoes with bells?
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<br />If they are not the intended audience of the little urinal, then please tell me who is. The handicap accessible toilet should suffice in meeting the ADA standards. The little urinal is only drawing attention to the little person. Give them a break.
<br />Unknownnoreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9540006.post-1102737364582923502004-12-10T19:39:00.000-08:002004-12-10T20:56:03.366-08:00Amazon Amanda 6'3" Weight 380+ Pounds <p></p><p>
<br /><img src="http://www.marcusandkristin.com/images/other/samp01.jpg" width="400"/></p><p>Well if you ever find yourself sitting at home thinking , boy I sure could use a dose of Smothering, Horsey Rides, Leg Squeezes, Trampling, Full Weight Face-sitting, Spanking, Human Furniture, Foot Worship and Verbal Humiliation , so I can get my groove on with my bad self well your in luck. Behold the power of Amazon Amanda Height 6'3" Weight 380+ Pounds
<br />I feel our host Amazon Amanda is worth several posts; say a mini series of posts, in order to come to a full understanding of the nuances of these wonderful fetishes. </p><p>So for today's subject let’s tackle the topic of "Smothering".
<br />Here is the dictionary.com definition for "Smothering"
<br /><a href="http://dictionary.reference.com/search?q=Smothering">http://dictionary.reference.com/search?q=Smothering</a>
<br /></p><p>I think I prefer this definition "To cover thickly: smother chicken in sauce" (that deserves a WTF) now back to the subject at hand.
<br /></p><p>There seem to be (2) types of smothering (See links for examples)
<br />1.Breast Smothering
<br /><a href="http://www.amazonamanda.com/products/smothered.html">http://www.amazonamanda.com/products/smothered.html</a>
<br />2.Full Body Smothering
<br /><a href="http://www.amazonamanda.com/products/eclipse.html">http://www.amazonamanda.com/products/eclipse.html</a>
<br />Nothing says erotic like a 380lb woman sitting on my face.
<br /></p><p>Now here is where this post gets interesting. Amazon Amanda Lives in BOISE, not only does she live in Boise but a friend of mine plays golf with the fellows that started the site and recruited Amazon Amanda. So if you see some giant woman walking out of Winco maybe you could ask for a quick smothering in the parking lot.
<br /></p><p>I would like to point out that you can buy these little video gems for $55 a piece. Yes you read that right $55 . Do you think there is a market for Male Face sitting??
<br />Next week we will tackle the subject of Human Furniture...Bye for now
<br />Carl Spackler
<br /></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p><p><a href="http://www.amazonamanda.com/samples/samp01.jpg"></a></p><p><a href="http://www.amazonamanda.com/samples/samp01.jpg"></a> </p>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9540006.post-1102723447383855932004-12-10T16:02:00.000-08:002004-12-10T17:35:01.963-08:00Mel's HoleDo yourself a favor and take the time to read up on <a href="http://www.melshole.com/">Mel's Hole</a>. There is a discussion board with great participation on the wonder that is, <a href="http://www.melshole.com/">Mel's Hole</a>.
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<br />Please read the discussion group labelled <a href="http://www.melshole.com/cgi-bin/ikonboard/ikonboard.cgi" target="_new">Topics unrelated to Mel's Hole</a>.Unknownnoreply@blogger.com2