I love this news heading about the Pacers-Pistons fight a few weeks back. Seven fans charged will be banned, including Alabama man. Wasn't there an episode of Southpark, where they had a commercial for "Alabama Man?"

"You can take Alabama man to the bowling alley where he drinks heavily and chews tobacco." - "Alabama Man" action figure commercial

"When his wife asks him where he's been, just use the action button and Alabama Man will bust her lip open." - "Alabama Man" action figure commercial