The IROC-Z is the label given to the top-of the line 3rd generation Camaros, the IROC-Z ran from 1985-1990. The IROC offered strong acceleration (6.2 0-60 for 5.7 liter versions and a mid-14 second 1/4 mile), capable braking, and INCREDIBLE handling. IROCS have been known to put .92 G's down on the skid-pad. With a MacPhereson's strut suspension, they out-handle most "sporty" cars now, and still rank number four on Car and Driver's best handling car list.



IROC is also a useful acronym for "Italian Retard Out Crusin'." These are typically the vocational-school bound individuals driving the beloved, and timeless IROC-Z, as seen here.

In 1991, Dan Stock and Bob Truax decided to create a functional pair of shorts. The two owned a weightlifting gym and wanted to develop a pair of shorts that could expand and stretch to accommodate the bulging muscles of the bodybuilders. They called the shorts Zubaz and they caught on and Stock and Truax quickly found themselves in a need to mass produce them. They received orders from J. C. Penney and the National Football League and turned to the Minnesota Corrections Institute to have female inmates stitch them together.

Zuba is a word that had come to mean "in your face" and the people who bought them seemed not to care that the short were brightly colored and very flashy. So many people bought the shorts that Stock and Truax eventually had to open new plants to keep up with demand as they broadened their product line to include caps, shirts, diapers and long pants and sold $100 million in 1991.

Perfect for the upcoming holiday season.

Placenta Roast:
All "food" should be properly cleaned prior to cooking, and all "food" should be properly cooked prior to eating.

This is a good recipe for placenta, which should NOT go to waste:

INGREDIENTS:
1 to 3 lb. placenta no more than 3 days old
1 large onion
1 large green or red pepper (green will add color to the presentation)
1 cup tomato sauce
1 sleeve of saltine crackers
1 tsp crab or shrimp seasoning
1 tsp black pepper
1 tsp white pepper
1 clove garlic (roasted and minced)

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For lonely Japanese men and women of all ages, comfort and security of a loving body is always near. The difference between men and women, women cozy up to a strong arm, nuzzled in their companion's chest, whereas the men in Japanese culture, cleary are looking for something different.

Read about the Boyfriend's Arm pillow.


Or the Girlfriend's Lap pillow.

What is the deal with the small urinal? What is the logic behind it? Is it completely political, because I do not see what purpose it serves.

I cannot picture the user intended for this engineering mistake. Certainly the person in a wheel-chair cannot urinate in the little urinal. He will use the wheel-chair accessible toilet facility, with built-in wall handles allowing for support. The Americans with Disabilities Act (ADA) offers a guideline for architects to follow when designing buildings. Most employers follow these standards, and mine is one of them. Good for them!



If people in wheel-chairs cannot use the little urinal, and since this is an employer, assuming it is employing people of a working age (i.e. sixteen years or older), then we can assume the resources spent to build the little urinal surely are not intended for school-age children. So, this leaves us with little people as the intended, target market. Are little people, such as dwarves or midgets, the intended audience? Wouldn't they be irritated to know their employer built a special little urinal just for their little-people needs? I would be seriously pissed, if I were a little person. Isn't it bad enough with the annual mockery of little people during the Christmas season, dressed up in tights and pointy-toed shoes with bells?

If they are not the intended audience of the little urinal, then please tell me who is. The handicap accessible toilet should suffice in meeting the ADA standards. The little urinal is only drawing attention to the little person. Give them a break.

Well if you ever find yourself sitting at home thinking , boy I sure could use a dose of Smothering, Horsey Rides, Leg Squeezes, Trampling, Full Weight Face-sitting, Spanking, Human Furniture, Foot Worship and Verbal Humiliation , so I can get my groove on with my bad self well your in luck. Behold the power of Amazon Amanda Height 6'3" Weight 380+ Pounds
I feel our host Amazon Amanda is worth several posts; say a mini series of posts, in order to come to a full understanding of the nuances of these wonderful fetishes.

So for today's subject let’s tackle the topic of "Smothering".
Here is the dictionary.com definition for "Smothering"
http://dictionary.reference.com/search?q=Smothering

I think I prefer this definition "To cover thickly: smother chicken in sauce" (that deserves a WTF) now back to the subject at hand.

There seem to be (2) types of smothering (See links for examples)
1.Breast Smothering
http://www.amazonamanda.com/products/smothered.html
2.Full Body Smothering
http://www.amazonamanda.com/products/eclipse.html
Nothing says erotic like a 380lb woman sitting on my face.

Now here is where this post gets interesting. Amazon Amanda Lives in BOISE, not only does she live in Boise but a friend of mine plays golf with the fellows that started the site and recruited Amazon Amanda. So if you see some giant woman walking out of Winco maybe you could ask for a quick smothering in the parking lot.

I would like to point out that you can buy these little video gems for $55 a piece. Yes you read that right $55 . Do you think there is a market for Male Face sitting??
Next week we will tackle the subject of Human Furniture...Bye for now
Carl Spackler

Do yourself a favor and take the time to read up on Mel's Hole. There is a discussion board with great participation on the wonder that is, Mel's Hole.



Please read the discussion group labelled Topics unrelated to Mel's Hole.

All About Crack-Back Blocks with good images explaining. What ever happened to the crack-back site we were supposed to create?

I love this news heading about the Pacers-Pistons fight a few weeks back. Seven fans charged will be banned, including Alabama man. Wasn't there an episode of Southpark, where they had a commercial for "Alabama Man?"

"You can take Alabama man to the bowling alley where he drinks heavily and chews tobacco." - "Alabama Man" action figure commercial

"When his wife asks him where he's been, just use the action button and Alabama Man will bust her lip open." - "Alabama Man" action figure commercial

I bet reporters have been all over Mark McGwire asking him if he took roids when he crushed baseball's homerun record, but, since we've heard nothing of it, he probably has no comment.

Barry Bonds is huge, I think he should stick with the roid training program and go for 80 homeruns, regardless of side effects.

Let the ramblings begin.